I don’t have a job, but hey, I have a college degree.
In my desperate attempt to get a job, I applied to be a server at a restaurant.
Ladies and gentlemen, do not be fooled,
a degree will not get you anywhere in the restaurant industry.
Even if you took courses in food management, it means absolutely zilch.
Only raw, hard-earned, experience gains you respect–which I don’ have.
(Or, have some, but not enough to be considered meaningful)
So, after watching the restaurant manger laugh at me,
and flatly being told that maybe I’d have a chance at busing tables,
I have come to the conclusion that,
“There is no failure, only feedback.”
And the feedback I just heard was,
“Anna Buck, you are meant to do something even more wonderful than working as a restaurant server.”
Have a nice day.